LOL, dann empfehle ich folgede Lektüre:
You know you've been racing online too much....
You've duct taped a cup holder to your computer chair to hold your Gatorade bottle.
Your wife (girlfriend) barks out "Clear High!" whenever you make a pass on the interstate.
You announce to everybody else in the car that you ARE NOT following too closely, your drafting!
You can perform a perfect late apex turn in the family Windstar.
Your children take phone messages for you by stating, "He's in the middle of the Brickyard 400 right now. Can you call back?".
You actually understand what Buddy Baker meant when he said, "The goody was gone from the right front".
You've painted imaginary sponsors on fenders of your car.
You can pass out goodnight hugs and kisses without losing the draft at Talladega.
You replace your middle name with your online racing handle.
You've EVER said, "Not tonight honey. I'm just not in the mood after that DNF."
You tell the gas attendant to "fill 'er up and take out a round of wedge."
You've welded all the doors shut on the family car and make everyone climb in through the window.
You've ever seriously considered calling Ray Evernham to compare setup notes.
Your signature now also contains your online car number.
You explain calmly to the police officer that the accident wasn't your fault, the other guy was warping.
You find yourself reaching for the function keys in your car.
You've computed the time it takes to drive to work and home again in average lap speed.
You "black flag" your kids when they do something wrong.
You find yourself reading "Circle Track" magazine in search for car setup tips.
You attempt to get discounts from stores because they are sponsoring your online car.
Your wife catches you with the video camera recording your "post race" interviews.
As you pull out of the driveway you hear, "You are clear of pit lane".
As you exit the highway you find yourself saying, "Entering pits, stay high!".
As you leave a red light you hear a voice say, "Green flag, green flag, go, go, go!".
You wear the full compliment of Simpson racing gear, for that added edge.
To make a right turn you make 3 lefts.
When driving around town, you look at the paint jobs of other cars and feel sorry for their lack of sponsorship.
When driving around town, a red light flashes on your dash and you're happy cuz you think you finally found some straightaway speed.
You stop for gas and put in just enough to get home.
You get stopped by a cop for speeding and when telling the story to others you refer to it as a black flag.
You yell out "Pitting!" whenever you pull into a gas station.
When you're late for work your excuse is it took you a little longer to get here cuz your front right tire was all red.
You stick your head out the sunroof and pretend your using the roof cam.
When you hit a pothole you comment that the force feedback in your steering wheel feels a little off.
When telemarketers call you say "Bad connection", "Very bad connection", " Losing connection " and then hang-up.
You're upset at God for having player breakdowns and random weather set to on.
Your wife is talking and although it seems to be a high speed connection it still seems quite laggy to you.
Your car skids going around a corner and you blame it on this damn "fixed" setup.
You get your license and seriously consider painting a yellow rookie stripe on your bumper.
You make stupid lists about NASCAR Racing 4.
Ich selbst hab mich ja schon mal beim "draften" auf der Autobahn ertappt......